Umbrellas sticking out like poets indoors Spreading open to cover the rain Nonchalantly sipping tea Eating lemon cookies Breaking mirrors to see clearly As the bed sits atop a loft With a ladder leading up Walking around the ladder once before bed Then writing a poem for a poet Another poet already dead Inserting a penny heads down under my pillow So I don’t have to agonize about others picking it up Mornings rousing up Putting my shoes on a horse I heard it was good luck I had to pay a rich man a buck for that course Knocking on wood these days Wood refers to a point in the pants My bed is swathed with hats and I sprinkle salt on the floor In case it rains indoors It might turn to ice I think I scream bloody Mary And always rabbit on the Isle of Portland My leg stays shaking Biting my nails at night When I see a mocking bird It always mocks me So I have to mock it I eat with my chopsticks upside down In this mixed up Philly town My Ouija board tells me What’s going to happen tomorrow I love yelling Macbeth Whilst stalking Macbeth And good luck Is so much nicer then break a leg They always counter with thank you I’m sailing off to see This Friday the 13th I’m a sailor in my dreams Always draped in blue Grabbing a woman Pulling her aboard although She’s dreadfully clothed And most importantly I constantly walk on the cracks Someone has to fill in the holes The whole story that is